By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
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