It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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