Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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