so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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