dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
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