take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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