Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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