Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
