If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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