WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
