Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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