Can Purell be used as lube?
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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