I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Randomize
