Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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