he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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