She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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