I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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