Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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