Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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