everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
