He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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