Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Randomize
