We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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