went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
All the doctor said was why
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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