he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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