the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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