Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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