There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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