Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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