I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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