The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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