Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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