Ambien. No doubt about it.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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