dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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