drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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