Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
