Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You're like the curious george of whores
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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