jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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