Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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