I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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