Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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