He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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