Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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