Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
North Korea, Best Korea!
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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