My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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