Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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