Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
