Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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