Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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