I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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