windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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