Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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