We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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